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The CIA Addresses Rumors Of Gucci Mane Being Cloned

Despite Drake’s best efforts to squash the rumors of Gucci Mane being a clone they still persist.

In search of the truth, the website Buzzfeed asked the CIA if in fact Guwop had been replicated as part of a government program to influence the youth of America through suddenly skinnier trap rappers.

The CIA wasn’t amused:

“Internet rumors are not news and the Office of Public Affairs will not waste time on them,” the agency fired back.

Buzzfeed had a little more luck with Jeannine Mjoseth, a spokesperson for the National Human Genome Research Institute.

“Despite several highly publicized claims, human cloning still appears to be fiction,” she said in statement. “There currently is no solid scientific evidence that anyone has cloned human embryos.”

Of course that’s what they’d all want you to believe.